Taken from this site called Hub Pages whilst browsing some preggers material, I came across some material I don’t fully support. No seriously. Never you mind that it sounds like me speaking:

Question : The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
Ans — ‘Cause you’re fatter than they are — By Anonymous

Question : What is the grasp reflex?
Ans — The reaction of new father’s when he sees new mother’s breasts — By Anonymous

Question : What are night terrors?
Ans — Frightening episodes in which the new mother dreams she’s pregnant again.

Question : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
Ans — When the kids are in college.

Question : Under what circumstances can sex at the end of pregnancy bring on labor?
Ans — When the sex is between your husband and another woman.

Question : Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
Ans — Yes, pregnancy.

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