Taken from this site called Hub Pages whilst browsing some preggers material, I came across some material I don’t fully support. No seriously. Never you mind that it sounds like me speaking:
Question : The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
Ans — ‘Cause you’re fatter than they are — By Anonymous
Question : What is the grasp reflex?
Ans — The reaction of new father’s when he sees new mother’s breasts — By Anonymous
Question : What are night terrors?
Ans — Frightening episodes in which the new mother dreams she’s pregnant again.
Question : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
Ans — When the kids are in college.
Question : Under what circumstances can sex at the end of pregnancy bring on labor?
Ans — When the sex is between your husband and another woman.
Question : Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
Ans — Yes, pregnancy.
Gilly
Sep 06, 2011 @ 09:43:32
LMAO! I find this FAQ page very helpful! Thanks for posting it here. I am accumulating a lot of valuable reference material here!
daddyranman
Sep 06, 2011 @ 23:07:16
Anytime! I look to educate any and all!