Mrs. Ranman required preparatory cocoa butter rubbed on the baby hub for potential stretch marks as a result of housing a small human in her tummy. Nothing is cooler than lathering the tummy knowing the mini me is being annoyed by my movements. Mrs. Ranman had me feel inside her belly button- you can actually feel the button poking back! So to recap the cool things I did: feel up the wife’s tummy, feel a belly button poking back at me, any my kid before it gets to annoys me and now my hands smell really good.

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