If I wasn’t gaining weight before, you better believe the pounds will start to pile up. With football here and my beers and pizza over there (table to my left) I can’t imagine my weight staying stable. Mrs. Ranman has which feeling her hungriest during the pregnancy which means I will be keeping the lbs by way of sympathy. What a horrible time to get pregnant. Who ever heard of actually losing weight during the winter? Plus the Mrs. will want to start ordering all the good fatty food for sure- this is gonna be rough.

Throw on top of that the hometown Giants are not likely to have a good season. The formula here is:

(Home Team Losses + Length of Winter) / Hungry Wife = Fat Ranman ø