Enjoy daddy’s view of Boston on a recent business trip, Future Offspring. This is the closest daddy is going to let you get to the town of our baseball nemesis. Mommy swears you’ll be into the Red Sox, but daddy has greater plans. You want to be what we refer to in the late 90’s to mid 2000’s as just “aight”…or do you want to be referred as the late 90’s powerhouse phrase “the bomb diggity”? I thought so. Enjoy your Yankees heritage.