A coworker had my situation in mind when they forwarded this article to me.

I must warn you, the pics in that link are disturbing and help plead my case to Mrs. Ranman as to why we will not be getting any pregnancy pics. Some highlights and in-line commentary as per usual:

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As you can imagine, even if I were a mechanic this would not fly…it implies that my girl has a spare tire!

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Um..
a) Why no shirt dude?
b) Why the feather??

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Watermelon and a gun. Post partem is right around the corner…

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Miss…I think there’s a dude up your bum…

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Holy creepy Rosemary’s Baby, Batman!

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Well with this one, if I were fat I’d probably make light of it…let my daughter-to-be know that it’s okay daddy is fat…

How great are these pics? Seriously, creep yourself out: http://www.ivillage.com/awkward-pregnancy-photos-roadside-assistance/6-b-364755

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