It’s not going to be easy raising a daughter. I hear that at least three times a week from people I never asked. You don’t think I read the news? You don’t think I have female companions to prove these theories true? Don’t you think I notice what goes on in New York with women left to make their own decisions? It’s all over the news with these New Yorkers hitting the filthy subways in their undies for the annual “No Pants Day” which takes place in over 50 cities.

We have Improv Everywhere to thank for scenes as such:




I get that it’s a flash mob kinda thing. And it’s “fun”. But as a father why would I wanna run into my daughter doing this? My blood pressure is climbing.