“So begins the pressure on my little girl to not disappoint her father”

-Mrs. Ranman, Facebook status after the Giants booted their way into the Super Bowl. Also, a true warning. I mean, do you really need all that attention to be born on the day the Giants play Super Bowl 46? Do you really want to piss your father off? Do you prefer to not like me and forego your Sweet 16 partner?

You have only two options here now that the beloved New York Giants are in the Super Bowl. Let’s do the math. You’re expected to be here on 2/9. Fine. Super Bowl is on 2/5. Not fine. Add the 2 dates up and that leaves you with the option to be born 2 days before the Super Bowl or on your due date. That’s it.