Should be no surprise but the Irish grandparents of our mixed-mutt of a baby received a St. Patty’s card:


Baby Rangirl’s Indian grandparents are going to have to step their game up. But I’m not certain what West Indians celebrate. Sorry baby girl, daddy is terrible at his heritage. Do they make “Baby’s First Diwali” cards in English? We’re not even Hindu so that probably won’t work. Does our country make “Baby’s First Non-United-Kingdom-Ruled/End of Colonialism”? C’mon mom, I know your friends at least read this blog. Step your game up! I suck at this!