As I lose touch with the modern world thanks to the prison America refers to as “parenting”, my baby is in tune with the youths. I try to play the latest pop junk on the radios and internets to keep her relevant, but she is beyond that. In fact, she wanted to school me on a classic trend that was popular 2 years ago- before she was even born! Here she is, planking:


You can tell our daughter is still learning because she’s planking right into daddy’s crotch. Very uncomfortable.