We really want our Baby Rangirl to grow up with some of the awesome 80 shows we did… being plopped in front of a TV which subbed in place of actual parenting for wondrous hours at a time. It was parenting at its best with some great heroes: GI Joe, Thundercats, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Breakfast Club, My Little Pony–

Scratch the last one!

Check out this article on how men can make anything into a sex fetish:

My Little Brony

Bronies say they’re a misunderstood lot who’ve gotten a bad rap from the media. They’re all about the show, friendship, love and tolerance, and they have no bad intentions, they say.

I can never use the word bro again without thinking about dudes from the all-too-close Tri-State area flocking to a conference (4,000 strong in the woods of Pennsylvania recently) congregating to what has to be the creepiest premise: little girls and their cartoons. Okay, so you’re really just a fan? It’s a bad rap because a bunch of other dudes share your passion for cartoon ponies? There are only a few bad apples that actually turn to pony porn and in turn give the Bronies a bad name?

Outside the convention center, young men danced and sang along with songs from My Little Pony cartoon that blasted from loud speakers as a video screen on a large truck showed the show’s characters. One observer said it almost felt like a Grateful Dead concert.

Bronies, that statement alone gives you a bad name. I couldn’t comfortably take my daughter to a My Little Pony conference without fearing that every dude there without a kid wants in on pony porn or little girls.

Nah not creepy at all:

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Sorry Baby Rangirl, you’re growing up watching Spongebob until you’re 29. There is nothing sexual about sponges and starfish. I take that back, mankind will find a way as they did to land on the moon.

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