There’s a reason to manscape my chest. It isn’t because I’m vain. Trust me, the Mrs. would never let me go outside the house topless. Possessive little thing she is. I don’t manscape for the fact that it’s very hygienic to do so. Though, clearly a benefit.

I manscape because I have a kid. And when you have a kid, you don’t wear your shirt until the very last minute you’re about to leave to go out for an event. You’re best shirt just won’t last with a baby. So, you gotta manscape or else risk a fistful of chest hair being ripped out via the kid’s kung fu grip. I forgot to manscape, so I’m in pain. It’s not easy being of Indian descent. We are too hairy for children.

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