You never realize how quick things diminish in your house when you have a child. And a wife. When supplies run out the first reaction is to over-buy replacements so that you’re not in the same predicament again.

Baby Rangirl gets way more milk than she even drinks now that she eats more solid food


…and Mommy Ranman gets way more toilet paper than she needs because for some reason, it takes more than a roll per sitting when you’re a woman.