Gather around the ol’ coffee table, Baby Rangirl. It’s time for a story of a little girl…we’ll call her Fangirl Baby. Fangirl obtained beastly super powers overnight and is all of a sudden breaking through the child safety locks her father – Daddy Manran – spent hours setting up/replacing.

So her father and mother had to resort to Fangirl’s current kryptonite: duct tape.


And life was good. What’s the moral of the story, Baby Rangirl? Damn it kid! Get down from there during story time!