…it’s all we’ve been saying for the past month:

-Broken magnets from those found on the fridge
-Toy foam balls intended to throw at foes rather than ingest
-My clearly-delicious-pants
-The remote
-The iPhones

Well cheese is fine. But not fresh off the floor from what could be your current session of cheese-dining or a previous one in which we failed to pick up in our last sweeping.


And that. Don’t put that in your mouth. I know its intent is to help relieve your teething phase. But. It looks…I mean…am I the perverted dude here? I think bondage at the minimum.