How’s the future treating you as you read this, Baby Rangirl? Still into bags like you were in 2013 at the age of almost-2? Look at you whiz by us as if to say “no pictures!” with your shopping bags.


Or, how about the whiny/tantrum-prone kid you are now: are you still out of control?


Look at you sitting in the car seat, trying to pretend you have life under control. Well you don’t. Because you can’t feed yourself to save said life.