Happy New Year, Baby Rangirl! In a month you’ll be in your…what’s it called? Horrible 2’s? Nutnumbing 2’s? Getmeouttahere 2’s?

Egads are you getting old, fast!

We’re already leveraging your Christmas gifts to show you what life will be if you decide to move out of the house for a boy on your Rite Aid salary in New York: deprived of space. What happens when we want to visit you in order to rub in what a terrible mistake you’ve made? Only one parent-at-a-time can visit!