Baby Rangirl, my assumption is that you say way too many words not allowed in movies rated PG by the time you read this. Chances are it’s the influence of friends that have you uttering phrases like “gosh darn it” or “bullocks!” I never liked your friends and their long, rebellious hair.

Or, perhaps the foul language in your ensemble of phrases just come from bad parenting. You lose all sorts of toys and letters from your magnetic alphabet set, that we simply combine the remaining letters on the fridge to spell phrases that just make sense at the time.