This is not child cruelty. Nor is it necessary to call social services. This is why you have a chance at being slimmer than most humans in the future, Baby Rangirl.

Before I show the picture, I will also note that you likely hopped onto the treadmill after your mother fed you chocolate. You called it “pickles”, Mommy Ranman let you have some “pickles”, and now look at you. All embarrassed.

Work it girl.


Just lose daddy’s shoes…chocolate makes your hips bigger, not your feet.